Denial

"I didn't!"

"You did."

"I didn't!"

"You did."

"Would you two please stop bickering?"

"We're not!"

"You are."

"We're not!"

"You are!"

"Mummy, where's my Snuggly Duck?"

"In the baby's room, where you left it."

"I didn't!"

"You did."

"I didn't!"

"You did."

"Darling, have you seen my mobile?"

"It's on the dresser. You put it there this morning."

"No, I didn't."

"Yes, you did."

"You're imagining things."

"No, I'm not."

"Daddy, he took my Game Boy!"

"No, I didn't!"

"Yes, you did!"

"No, I didn't!"

"I'm telling Mummy. Muuuuuuum!"

"Muuuuuuuuuuuummmmmy!"

"She's in the sitting room."

"NO, I'M NOT!"